Two old boys from Florida loved to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so up they went. 

The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got their tackle. One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left. 

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "How are you fellows doing?"

"Well not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."

LIFE BEYOND FIFTY!

Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy. 

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. 

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. 

You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. 

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. The older you get, the more it will avoid you. 

The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

The older you get‚ the better you realize you were.

Luck is a lazy person's assessment of someone's amazing success. -- Anonymous!

Q: Johnny's mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?

A: Johnny!